YOU LIED!

You sir, are a liar, thus I think we are through.

In other news. The Rapture was supposed to happen tonight.

*cricket* *cricket*

Yeah. What a big fucking disappointment. I was really looking forward to watching all of these jesus bible thumping lovers getting sucked into the sky. *sigh*

Another day maybe?

OR FUCKING NEVER!

But in all seriousness, if the rapture had happened, (excluding the fact that this world would supposedly be thrown into chaos) I was really looking forward to just...peace. Not hearing all of these people preach about God and Jesus. I was looking forward to working on Sundays and NOT watching people come in in their sunday best, and then sit there and judge me because I'm working and not at church.

Uh didn't God say something about not shopping on Sunday? I dont know. I don't read that book, every time I touch it, it burns my skin.

Needless to say, I'm sitting here, unhappy.

Maybe next time right?