Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Dear Sid Wilson

Or rather dear your facebook fan page? No, Dear you, Sidney Wilson, because you're (Not "your") actually on your facebook fan page, I have become utterly fascinated/obsessed/crazy stalker like with your FB page. And I really just don't know why. But my guess is because I find it nice that the page that is dedicated to you, you actually run. You post on it, you update it, You RESPOND to it.

I find this surprising and interesting. Which I think is why I'm constantly visiting it to see what new things you've posted (even if it's about...I don't know, going to sleep or eating fucking...CoCo Puffs for breakfast [wait, do you eat CoCo Puffs for breakfast?!]) Never the less I find it refreshing and interesting that you respond to your fans. Sometimes.

Which is more than I can say for other fan pages. Most of the time people leave comments to their "Idols" or whatever they call you people these days, and the actual person (you) never respond. But you do. Which makes me feel like you not only give two shits about what we, your fans, have to say, but you also realize how important we are to your paycheck and financial well being.

It also humanizes you. It brings you down to our level. No longer are you some DJing God from Slipknot or just DJing God as yourself (DJ Starscream) you're Sid Wilson, That guy from Des Moines (And fuck you blogger spellcheck. "Moines" is fucking spelled right.) who walks around covered in Tattoos of numerous things (including but not limited to Autobots and Decepticons, and "Must Kill") on his body through the super market looking for fresh bread and milk.

I also can't stop thinking about you because you're fucking hot!
(I choose to ignore the fact that you're like....12/13 years older than me and probably have a long time girlfriend/significant other[I ignore this because it ruins my fantasies])

Never the less, I appreciate it. I appreciate the time and general respect you give us, your fans.

Sincerely,

your fan who stalks you on facebook but probably wouldn't if you didn't post and respond to comments so damn much.
Rebekah Mae.

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