Now I mention their asses because they were huge, no I'm sorry, colossal, and speaking as someone who has a big butt, I understand the struggle. I understand that when someone needs to get by you, its hard to give them enough space to do so when you have a big bubble butt (for lack of a better term). But damn, these ladies had asses that needed their own solar system and planets to orbit around them. Honestly I was afraid earth was going to rip away from its natural orbit and focus around these women's asses.
Now remember I have no problem with their asses, I understand the struggle (well maybe not their struggle but I know of the general struggle) What I have a problem with is their fucking attitudes and absolute REFUSAL to move their colossal asses OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!
So at first I had no problem with them, I went to go check on them, as I helped out my coworker, I asked if they were doing ok, they responded by ignoring me. Like blatantly. My response to this is to ignore them back and watch them struggle. No lie. I'm a cunt
So now I'm like...the hell, and I'm standing their helping my friend all while listening to them speak loudly when all of a sudden I hear one of them say (loudly because the people in this god forsaken hellhole not only mumble but also do it loudly) She says "You had better shut the fuck up"
Now...I cuss, I cuss all the fucking time. But not in a public place.
She then says "Lord knows, and I done already gone to church and errathang"
Oh yes these three ladies were indeed dressed in their sundays best, come right from sunday service, and just cussing up a storm.
Now I understand everyone curses, and I have no problem with it, but bitch as a human in general, don't you be dragging God into your mess. And judging by your general stuck up, ignorant attitude you've been showing while here in our store for the last 20 minutes I'd say you need to carry your ass right on back because you obviously either have something in your ears, or you are hard of learning.
And then...they did something that sent me through the roof.
So all three of them, colossal asses and all, sat down and spread (and I mean Spread) out all over the very last aisle, which happens to be right in front of our stock room door.
I'm used to this, and don't normally care much about it, but seeing as this aisle is narrow and on one side has huge handbags hanging off of it, it is kind of hard to get through so often I find myself trying to get people's shoes and I have to be like.. "Oh excuse me" which is fine because most polite normal people move the hell out of the way.
Except these women. These women, with their gigantorific (which apparently isn't a word) asses refused to move as I politely said "Excuse me" as I desperately tried to claw my way through without doing myself bodily harm or without shoving the women out of my way.
Four times I had to claw my way through. Four times I said "Excuse me" each time making sure to try and make eye contact with at least one of them so they knew I was there while also saying it louder.
They refused to move. Like a herd of elephants they just stood there acting like I was the inconvenience. Uh no bitch you better move that fatass of yours.
Then one of them went up to the register and waited to be checked out. Now again, this normally happens because people don't realize I'm helping someone. So I have a customer, and I've left to go get his shoes, and normally people just wait at the counter but sometimes they realize they need socks so they leave and go look for socks while I get their shoes. Technically, since I'm the one that left first, my customer is still first but people dont realize that until I get back with someone elses shoes.
So I leave and come back, the guy I'm helping is looking at socks and this woman is up there, leaning against the counter, grabbing mini snickers and all up in my customers space like..."sorry you left so I'm up next"
The guy basically politely pushes her out of the way, but oh no, she's annoyed so what does she do? She leans against the counter, all in his space right near the credit card machine. My guy, is about to swipe his card, and he politely moves the machine away from her and the look she gave was so unbelievable I almost thought I might have hallucinated. She looked pissed, like honestly pissed that this guy didn't want her to see his pin number as he swiped his card.
Uhhh I'm sorry what? Just because you think you drive a nice car (A damn Lincoln if I remember correctly) and carry a fucking LV (probably fake) bag, does not mean you get served first. And considering you're a rude ass bitch, the fact that I didn't call my co worker who was helping you in the first place to come and wring you out, making you wait a little while longer, is a god damn miracle.
Like what the fuck? It is times like this and people like those three ladies that make me hate working retail.